Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
The guide to women
|A MAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...