Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...
Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...