Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...