Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill