U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...