Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...