True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Three men and a baby
“Three Men And A Baby”……..What you get when four men go fishing and one...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...