Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Question answer 03
|What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership?Cold Trafford! How did the footbal pitch end...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...