Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...