Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Buckeyes vs Wolverines!
In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating –...