If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!