A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...