A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Graphics work too much
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No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...