Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...