Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...