Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...