Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...