Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Different Treatments
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...