Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...