Sounds of the Wild
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Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Why Women Make Less
A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute… The feminist was arguing over...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...