Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Thank you..thank you very much!
Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...