Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
2 Wonderful Hours
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica