Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...