The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
Dating hints for men
|Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.