Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
Read This!
Isn’t it fnuny taht yuo cna sitll raed tihs massege enve touhgh ist speelld...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...