You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...