Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer:...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...