Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.