Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels