Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.