I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
Rabbits Ph.D. Thesis
Rabbit’s Ph.D. Thesis: A Parable for Graduate StudentsScene: It’s a fine sunny day in...
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...