Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
How to Shower like a Man!
How To Shower Like A Man:1 – Take off clothes while sitting on the...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...