‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
Christmas Humor
Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He’s megan a list and chicken it...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!