Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...