Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...