Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Watch real baseball
|Top Ten Signs you’re Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...