The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers…
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it...