International Travellers Bloopers
International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church…
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was...
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.