A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii…
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...