The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...