I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...