Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...