As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...