The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...