Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...