Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Texas builds it larger
|A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...