He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Rumors Have It…
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...