Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
20 truths about men
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2....
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!