David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
Why you should learn to use algebra . . .
Why you should learn to use algebra . . . After applying some simple...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!