If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...