Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Convent Girl
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...