Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....